New Years Resolutions : Top Ten

(There are so many things wrong with this post other than the fact it’s 1/3 of the way through January.)

Caution : I’m an idiot

1) Stop hating on the Kardashians then secretly copying them to the best of my ability.

2) Stop staring at girls bums in envy …and their boobs… And thighs… And faces … And lives.

3) Stick to my skincare routine for more than 1 day.

4) Stop saying ‘fuck capitalism’ then going to Starbucks.

5) Get more money.

6) Grow 4 inches.

7) Be fabulous.

8) Slay.

9) Marry Chris Brown

10) and steal all his money.

2015 priorities xo

Ok this was a joke … But not really …

Haha ! Happy New Year ❤

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